Well, shit, I really love the quasi-Orwellian idea that you can be super-racist, to the point of denying people employment, without even knowing that you're being racist. Thoughtcrime really is insidious, isn't it?

That's why I stay as far away from that place as possible! Except for when I went to Universal Studios Theme Park that one time. I am a sucker for roller coasters.

But here's where things get murky: The whole "institutional racism" deal. I see this charge brought up a lot, and apparently it's a nebulous concept that can mean whatever you want it to. You don't have to prove that anyone that anyone is intentionally being racist (i.e., that director/producer so-and-so intentionally…

It's all fun and games until you run out of lube. :(

Resident Evil featuring slightly more color perfectly sums it up. Yet still, I am a sucker for gorgeous women wearing skin-tight outfits playing the lead in dumb action films that don't take themselves too seriously. Definitely seeing both of these.

Hey, maybe he is! Could be Wakanda shares a border with Uganda. Amin faked his own death, and found a spot working for the Wakandan government.

I hate Trump too, but I'm also sick of seeing his name on articles that have nothing to do with him whatsoever.

Sheeeeeit, I'd download a whole Sovereign-class starship, son!

Khan, you bloodsucker! You're gonna have to make your own references now! Do you hear me? DO YOU!

"The fingers you have used to enter your band name are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keyboard with your palm, now."

[*HONK*] means no!

I couldn't agree more. You see the same across social media; it's basically guaranteed upvotes.

Looking to change the subject? Why not Zoidberg?

Okay, there's like five comments here talking about, "Uh oh, these comments aren't going to be good!" and I'm confused. What are we worried about here? That people are going to call Parker a piece of shit, or defend him?

You wouldn't rape steal a car, would you?

And yet, my Jubal Early vs. Han Solo script sits in a drawer at Disney Headquarters, collecting dust.

"It's a league game, Jebby."

Tim Kaine can't watch, or he has to pay a hundred.

What do you need that for, Dude?

They're also giving away tons of candy!