Come on, don't be pedantic. When people say "the media", they generally mean "the news".

Well of course you think that, you're a Democrat. And it's my characterization of Clinton, not the Democrats. I would've happily voted for Jim Webb or Martin O'Malley over Trump. Hell, even if "Diamond Joe" Biden threw his hat in the race, he'd be a contender for my vote. Clinton is blatantly corrupt, entitled and has…

Again, it's a numbers game. "Trump totally loses debate" doesn't get as many clicks as "You won't BELIEVE what Hillary coughed up while answering a question!"

I'd rather have two rational choices rather than one candidate who's an orange-skinned lunatic and one whose only selling point is, "See that orange-skinned lunatic over there? I am not him."

Because it's the type of phrase that's been overused to the point that it's lost all meaning. I can't tell you how many times I've seen it incorrectly applied this election season alone.

Exactly. And I have just as many angry friends on social media saying that because they refuse to support Clinton, they're supporting Trump, and if they refuse to support Trump, they're supporting Clinton.

I'll never understand the cries of "We need a third party!" The same people who say that usually believe that the two main parties are horrible. "Our political parties suck, give us more of them!"

I'm sick of hearing "false equivalency". That's one phrase I'd be happy to see stricken from human discourse forever. Look, they clearly said Clinton is a better choice than Trump. They're also saying that both choices suck. You can think two things suck and still think one is slightly better than the other.

"'Member when we had to actually come up with new shit, instead of just referencing old shit? Oh, I 'member!"

Seriously. If you ask me, they're being uncharacteristically forgiving of Hillary. She's ripe for parody, and although the "My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted" gag was a great swipe at her… monotony? There's still so much worse they could be doing with her.

'Member when he was P. Diddy? Yeah! I 'member when he was Puffy! Oh, oh! 'Member when he was Puff Daddy? I 'member!

This is something the left - both in the US and Europe - needs to pay attention to. A general attitude of, "Why aren't you as enlightened as us, you dumb hick working-class simpletons? Everything you believe is because of racism!" doesn't exactly engender support. I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but not all of…

People forget that Clinton's a hawk. She voted for the invasion of Iraq, and supported Obama's bombing of Libya, Yemen, and Syria. This new narrative that she's some sort of friend to the Muslim world is just baffling.

"Oh yeah, I'm a monkey! Give this monkey what she wants!"

Obama did mock Romney for that, and then Russia invaded Ukraine. Obama could've said something about how Russia was still a threat and needed to be kept in check, but he went for the zinger instead.

I mean, they definitely exist. The fact that the MRA crowd thinks all male feminists are that way doesn't stop there from being some genuinely sleazy male feminists.

And strangely enough, they only show him playing the (far superior) original version. *Pushes up pixelated nerd glasses* Mmhey!

It's… *sniff* …everything I hoped for, and more!

*Looks around* Where?! Let's sacrifice him to our gods!

Oh man, I love this song! *rocks out*