Agreed, KoH didn't impress me at all when I saw it in the theater, but the Director's Cut is one of my favorite films, and one of my favorite Edward Norton roles.

That's show business for you. One day, you're the most important guy who ever lived; the next day, you're some schmo working in a Dropbox factory.

Those assholes better not plagiarize my senior thesis.

"Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!"

Plenty of people can, and do, benefit from a less-regulated economy and freer markets. But disagreements on economics aside, you need to understand how condescending "But that's not in your best interest!" sounds. If someone chooses to commit to a course of action, by definition, it's in their best interest. To them,…

I think it's because no one is prematurely fawning over this movie and telling everyone to go see it or they're sexist.

Tom, will you be having another Entertainment 720 End of the World Celebration? The Shrimp Wall was my favorite part!

It's like Stockholm syndrome with his fans or something. What really makes me cringe is talking to female fans of his who defend him by saying Rihanna was "making it up" or, even worse, "deserved it." Yep, I've actually heard them say that. Those people disgust me to my very core, no point in sugar-coating it.

"I don't know what to say anymore about states that continually vote against their own interests."

^All of those reasons you listen strengthen my belief that adults are awesome and teenagers are the worst.

It almost sounds like you're describing modern-day liberals. I'm conservative and pro-gay marriage, pro-abortion and agnostic. Guess I don't fit your stereotype.

Who am I? I'm a FUCKIN' veteran!

I guess I'm the only one who got the Family Guy reference? …Wait, what am I saying? Of course I am.

If finding Alia Shawkat attractive is gross, then I don't want to be right. I mean… non-gross. You know what the hell I'm saying.

"It turns out it's man."

Hell, I don't even watch or follow sports in any way, shape, or form, and I love Why Your Team Sucks. That writing is outstanding, and the comments section in the icing on the cake. When I want to have a friendly shit-talking session about someone's team or town, I read the WYTS articles on them. That shit is gold.

I'm not saying I agree with it, it's just that Hulk Law in this country is not governed by reason, brother.

You're thinking of Cookr. Cookie Monstr is the straight version. Don't ask how I know that… who I have bring me cookies at 3AM is my business!

Republican moderate here, can confirm. If Trump gets the nomination, I'm staying home. If he wins the election, I'm moving to Australia.

"I am Clin-ton. As Empress, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. I totally supported gay marriage, even when I didn't. End communication."