No, pyramid-shaped butt plug.

Seriously. I love Dan, but I was hoping for something more original.

"Relationship problems? Better hire a calzone-worker." -Dan Savage

Pulling a Hillary: forcing a plastic smile and telling the person you just had sex with that they were amazing, as you edge closer to the door.

I remember commenting on here a few years ago - couldn't remember the article or context for the life of me - and I was called racist by an angry mob of commenters for saying rap and R&B had a huge misogyny problem. And the commenter leading the charge was a swell guy with the handle Just a Nigga Who Likes Titties.

Reddit sucks, though.

Goddamn, we get it, you hate Americans.

A lot of it is self-imposed, though. People post every single detail of themselves on social media, and then they're shocked - SHOCKED! - when it turns out that corporations and/or government are looking at that info, instead of the few hundred thousand strangers you secretly hoped would see it.

HULK HANDS HUUUUUGE

FUCK YOU, that's why.

Vice is the Poochie of media.

Yeah, and in those terms, it's commonly used by kids. I don't know how you guys can take yourselves seriously as adults when constantly using words like "icky" and "gross" in discussions about sexuality. You sound like a bunch of middle schoolers… or prudish Sunday-school teachers. Even in the context of the scene…

Then why not just say "egregious and unnecessary"? "Gross" has a very specific connotation. Kale is gross. Someone popping their zit on a mirror is gross. Alice Eve in a bikini, even for no reason, is not gross.

A gorgeous woman in a skimpy outfit is "kind of gross"? …Yeah, I remember when I was scared of cooties, too. You ready for fifth grade, sport?

On a quick side note, why does everyone point to The Dinner Party is the most cringeworthy episode of The Office? Scott's Tots, people. Scott's Tots. The only episode I never watched all the way through.

I'll say it: Trek 2009 and Into Darkness are better than Insurrection and Nemesis.

Obligatory "Russian woodpeckers can't melt steel beams" comment.

Never said it was, just pointing out the hypocrisy. Also, *killing*, not *murder*. I don't care if you're a Nobel Peace Prize winner or a card-carrying member of the KKK, if someone's on top of you, beating the shit out of you, (and leaving injuries like this: http://xonecole.com/wp-cont… ) you're well within your…

Not just owned, but BRUTALLY owned! Almost like a certain teenager who attacked a neighborhood watch guy.

Wow, you remember that? I'm honored. I had no idea I struck a chord.