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Emperor Jim
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Dude, Terry Gilliam's making a TV show!

I've got to know, did you smash the game with a rock or something, while yelling, "C-C-C-CARTRIDGE BREAKER!!!"

Don't have a dick? What a freakshow!

*Damon's friend shoots corporate weasel in the face*
"IT'S JUST BEEN REVOKED."

Ha, I remember that film. I was an AM, and I knew enough AO's to believe they were fully capable of that.

…Raymond said that? Well, now I don't know what to think.

I heard Thundergun hangs dong.

"Sssh!"

Agreed, I rocked out to them in high school, but most of their stuff doesn't hold up at all. My biggest problem is that almost all their songs sound the same. It's the same generic riffs over and over with some "Uh! YEAH! Come on!" spaced throughout.

Okay, I've gotta comment on this, something I rarely do anymore. McCain was NOT responsible for the USS Forrestal fire, not even "possibly". That the ship did not "burn down", it was seaworthy after 207 days of maintenance. Whatever else you think about McCain, you can leave this 9/11 truther-level bullshit out of the

When I was a kid, the rumor was that her name was Lisa and her husband's name was Frank. And another, darker rumor that she was somehow related to Anne Frank. Which would explain all the rainbow-colored Nazi imagery in her products.

So, a… "Comic Sans", if you will? I hate it already.

*TRIGGERSPLOITED*

He's a closeted man,
and no one understands him but his abducted boyfriend!

You don't want no part of this SHIT!

…You can say "shit" on the internet.

…I would prefer you give a link to the site.

I thought they got rid of him in favor of "The Grapist", a purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children?

G-"eh"-t to the CHOPPAH!

That's what I really liked about Terminator 3, too. They finally just went with Judgement Day happening, and decided to roll with it. It was a ballsy move that no one saw coming, and I really wish they had just stuck with it through… ugh… "Genisys".