The classic Fifth Element scenario, only Linda wasn't Cameron's girl on the side (as far as I know).

Seriously, what the fuck happened to that guy? I thought he was the best John Connor so far.

No one wants to acknowledge it, but there are huge parts of T2 that don't hold up. Most of John and Sarah's dialogue is absolutely horrible, and Hamilton dials the bitterness up to 11. "You don't know what it's like to create something, to create a life… all you know how to create is death!" …Christ, shut the fuck up,…

The only letdown is Vince Vaughn. He sucks in True Detective.

Despite all your rage, you are still just a rat in a cage.

Four more years!

"Whats the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?" "Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns."

Rob Schneider, derp de der!

Anime sucks, and so does Glee.

At least they weren't A Few Good Men'd in that courtroom. "Did you greenlight John Carter?" "YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!"

I dunno… I'm really hoping BCS addresses the Walt / Gretchen fiasco at some point. That's the one plot thread that was really left hanging at the end of BB, and it irritated me.

Guess what… now we can comment on articles from twelve years ago!

The kid said, get ready, 'cause this ain't funny. My name is Mike D. and I'm about to get [a huge cash settlement].

I'm deeply offended by corporate capitalism almost constantly. Where's MY huge settlement?
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Abortions are the illest!

…I don't think he's coming back.

No, it was about Stark's rights! Wake up, sheeple!

You're mashin' it!

Jodie Sweetin will suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Dave Coulier can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

True Quirktective