Christ, skinny jeans are still a thing?

Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.

Meesa no like today's kids with their rap music. Deysa needs to get offa meesa lawn!

Alternate title: Music In a Minor

Spector? He hardly killed 'er!

She's not my special lady; she's my fuckin' lady friend! I'm just trying to help her conceive, man!

It's supposed to say “Tobias’s Queen Mary.” I suppose I can just paint over Mary.

That "current Seinfeld" twitter has made me laugh more than Seinfeld ever did.

Call 'em "homeless".

Yeah, some of those estimates are notorious for including all deaths during the occupation (including old age, disease) as casualties of war. Anyway, keep acting like Saddam wasn't a bad guy, I'm done with this.

No one can predict what he would've done… that's the whole thing about dictatorships. They're dangerously unpredictable. In the late '70s, no one predicted he'd attack Iran, and in the late '80s, no one predicted he'd invade Kuwait or fire rockets at Saudi Arabia.

All those deaths in the invasion and occupation still haven't matched the brutality under Saddam's regime.

Oh, I do support it 110% percent. Along with him extending the Patriot Act, bombing Libya, and putting troops back into Iraq. The difference between us is, I'm not a hypocrite.

Ha, now you're just being delusional. In addition to all the Kurds he slaughtered, there's the scores of Iranians and Kuwaitis. But let's just ignore all that, because war is BAD!

*Looks around room* …Yup, you're probably right. Hey, Wes Anderson movies and Girls and Vampire Weekend!

Definitely. Hey, I'm already paying for your Messiah's drone army.

They'd probably be confined to Syria. And if you really want to argue that ISIS is better than a man who killed hundreds of thousands of his own people with chemical weapons… I don't know what to tell you.

Already served, and I do pay taxes, thanks.

Hey, I'm arguing one less dictatorship in the world is a good thing.

They wouldn't be there if your guy didn't pull our troops out.