Yeah, we totally should've let that genocidal tyrant and his rapist sons stay in power.

Hey, Subway was having a 2-for-1 sale, what do you expect him to do?

Hey, I would TOTALLY join a cult just to hang out with Laura Prepon.

I could stand that bang, if you know what I mean! Heh, heh, heh.

"The all-ighty ollar? HA HA HA!"

As the lone guy here who's a (moderate) Republican, I can tell you that you're half-right. The current divide that the GOP faces is the moderate wing, with people like Chris Christie, Jeb Bush, Jon Huntsman, Olympia Snowe and Lisa Murkowski, against the batshit-insane Tea Party types like Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Mike…

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Ha HA! I was using a two-day-old New York style pizza as body armor!

"Yes, fly my pretties, fly!"
-The guy you voted for, to his army of drones

They're getting paid when people steal guns or acquire them on the black market?

Anything's better than New York style. God, I hate that bland, greasy shit.

Right, because buying guns in Chicago is easy as pie!

DOZE FAHKIN' WRITAS THINK THEY'RE SO FAHKIN' WICKED SMAHT…

I'm more of a Parker Lewis Can't Lose guy, myself.

Seattle Slickers 2: The Legend of Curty's Gold

At that point, Kurt Cobain's resurrected head will be in a jar, and he can be curator.

I loved District 9 and hated Avatar. District 9 made you sympathize with the right people. In Avatar, I wanted the Space Mercenaries to destroy that whole stupid planet, but in District 9, I was rooting for the fookin' Prawns.

KHAAAAAAANNN!!!!

How much fuck whoper?

I oughta box your ears, you… you… sneaky Scientologist!