Too late, you already triggered me. Check your privilege, etc.

McDonalds, eh?
SXSW, eh?
Maude, eh?

Dude, Cersei Lannister is like 6'2.

I thought he was actually okay in Terminator Salvation… playing a robot.

He really liked the fact that in comes in…

You guys would like this blast from the past:

*Except for George Soros and friends, we're totally cool with them.

"Come die with me, little priest."

The correct answer is, "Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy."

Really bad tooth-to-gum ratio on him.

Scruffy-looking nerg-herders!

Were we at the same theater? Exact same trailers, with the audience cracking up at the Paul Blart one, and refusing to burn down the theater after the Unfriended one. I weep for humanity.

I had snu-snu.

The Velvet Teen? Is that… a real band name? So where's the Velour Fog?

You skip those Simpsons upvotes, and you're going to regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.

10/10, wouldn't cancel.

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Wu-Tang Featuring Michael Moore?

Are we talking dark, soulful '70s Cher or horrifying late '90s / early '00s autotuned Cher?

I totally watched the pilot of that show the night it aired. My pop-culture claim to fame.