The President is going to be assassinated by a lone gunman.
Are you a bad enough dude to prevent a presidential assassination?

My gahd, yah novels are more anticlimactic than that business in Cuber!

Wait… you don't already?

Counterpoint: I loved it. I could see where the five years (!) that take place back in time could get tedious, but I enjoyed it. Jake Epping does a lot of old-school detective work that keeps things interesting, and his attempts to blend in with late 50's / early 60's society, while sometimes clumsy, come off as…

I used to be embarrassed, being one of the four people nationwide who saw that abortion in theaters. Now, I look at it as some sort of surreal badge of honor.

Ah, it was a simpler time, when there was only one overexposed and past-his-prime black actor churning out waves of unfunny movies while dressed as a fat woman.

My god, that's horrifying. Even though it'd make things slightly more cringeworthy, I'd love to be the mutual friend who points out how dead they are.

I dunno, how would Slipknot manage a Facebook account? Split all the responsibilities between 9 band members? Seems complicated. I'd designate Puddle of Mudd instead… they could use the work.

Funny, I keep mine around mostly for the joy of getting friend requests from people who were douchebags to me in high school - and peaked in high school - and now find themselves lonely and stuck in dead-end jobs, usually with one or more kids. Hitting delete on those requests is a great feeling.

11) Your stupid pets, all day, every day.

He just needs a hot babe and a glass of shampaggin.

THAT M THINKS HE'S SO FAHKIN' WICKED SMAHT

If you like your health care plan, you can keep it!

8-year-olds, Dude.

Interesting… that part is what sold me on it.

…I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

I'm gonna skip this movie and listen to some Iron Maiden instead.

Oh, and let's not forget, Dude, let's not forget… that the keeping of a black cat… for supernatural, you know, within the village… that ain't legal either.

Yeah, MW2 is where they peaked, and then after Black Ops they went completely off the rails.

He was in that movie Takers, and actually not too horrible.