This would have been a lot less painful if they had just given Cruise's role to either Black or Ferrell.

This would have been a lot less painful if they had just given Cruise's role to either Black or Ferrell.

While it does grows a bit after a few listens, for me, there is nothing here that comes close to "I'm In Your Church At Night".

SHAZ
Actually, do not reply to this as I am least interested and am moving on.

SHAZ
Isn't there, like, a confidentiality clause in his contract which does not allow him to do so?

Revanche
The design of this film becomes so obvious that the true surprise is that people were actually surprised at the "twists". Looks like the critics will declare "Crank" a masterpiece if it were shot in the measured European style like this film. For all it's good acting and faux arty stylistics it's an empty,…

Hulk
This is one of my favorite super hero films. I have watched it, at least, five times yet (Much to the surprise of most of the people I know). It is an amazing anomaly in the genre.

I thought Adrian Lyne's Lolita was pretty well-regarded.

Poster
Anyone who watches a movie with that poster deserve what they get.

Hudson Lark
Williest of all Bruce Willis films - lurv that!

What..
a relief! After Freddy and Fountain I was shivering with dread that Nathan is going to pronounce this a secret success also. Thankfully, he was not drunk this time! But that is what gets him through watching these films for our (dis)pleasure.

I saw this film…
despite horrible reviews and ended up agreeing with all of them. One of the most pretentious, confused mess I have ever seen. Though, I agree with Nathan most of the time, I am NEVER watching this ever again.

Wow…
I thought Irreversible was the most homophobic film I saw. Sure to catch this one, though

Proof
that you can only watch so many bad films before you begin to find positive points in them. I hope everything "different" was "dazzling".

RIP
One of the personal favorites. I love Cocaine Nights. Thank you, Sir.

Didn't Ralph Bakshi…
make an animated version of LOTR, too? Or am I living in a Cool World?

Ex II
This is, perhaps, the funniest review you have done in this series yet. I have never seen this film but had a great time reading it's scene-by-scene analysis at www.jabootu.com. That is also one of the funniest reviews I ever read. It is obvious that this movie is so ridiculous that it inpires the best (worst?)…

Please, plesae…
do The Avengers.

This series…
is the reason I signed on here. One of them best things about these articles is that they are short. Don't get me wrong, I love your writing, it's just that there is only so much I'd read about horrible, bland failures like All The King's Men and this one.

I quiet agree with you on Evolution, MuffMacGuff. I have watched it thrice and have found it very funny. I think it works better as a spoof of alien invasion movies than as an alien invasion movie.