La Costner Aux Folles

Kevin Costner films have scripts? I'll be damned

So I guess the Postman prequel isn't happening?

@avclub-e0f7f1a073e97a850a334b932695aff5:disqus Well maybe Blue Album/Pinkerton era Weezer, but after that, I dunno……..

And how

That or Izzy was selling bootleg concert videos

No, George Clinton never gave him back the dvd after he lent it to him

Buddy Holly's dead?  Who the hell have I been sleeping with for the past 10 years?

Slash isn't real, you should know that by now

Who does he think he is, Steve Albini?

I think I saw that on Cinemax the other night

I guess this also doesn't bode well for Frank Miller's Occupy movie?

Hmm, a historical epic based on the rules of Dogme 95?  I'd see it

Maybe instead of the parting of the Red Sea we will see the parting of Sharon Stone's—-I'm just gonna save you all the trouble and stop myself

Sounds like an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm

Joe Esterhas, Mel Gibson, and a movie about Judaism, how could they lose?

A part of me suspects that John Waters was inspired by Egghead

Alison Brie could make screen print cat sweatshirts pop

Well I would have gone with Eartha Kitt, but that would require the Necronomicon

I was holding out hope for Lee Merriwether getting the job