All hail President Camacho!

"Okay, well maybe there's one TEENSY tie to you: all 27 babies have your DNA and if a non-incompetent FBI ever took genetic samples they would instantly realize that all of these children were half-siblings, which might make them a bit suspicious."

"What do you mean? My eyes ARE at C-level…. Oh, you meant SEA level."

And it was one of the slower episodes of PoI.

So true about the quality of Agron's agent. She's off in a movie with DeNiro and Pfeiffer while Mercedes is in the background with no lines while Kurt, who is supposed to be her best friend, gets engaged. And whither Puckerman?

Yeah, I think they were completely unsuccessful at stopping the bombs. Which means they turned the power on just long enough to destroy two major cities and, presumably, kill the wife of the lesbian doctor.

The best character on Torchwood is Captain Jack Harkness' trench coat.

Or Richard III.

That bugged me too. But I loved that they would go to the expense of giving her a headstone, but then be dicks by putting "killed for witchcraft" on it.

Maybe it's "Revelations" when it refers to the book that has a prophesy about two mis-matched parters fighting evil for seven years (which felt like a six seasons and a movie reference).

Good list. Two more that really bugged me:

It's less of a mini dome and more of a very large snow globe (or the dice shaker for an enormous Sorry board game).

No need to wait twenty years. While I was referring to the MA (or is it MS?) holiday of Patriots Day, "Patriot Day and National Day of Service and Remembrance" on September 11th is already a official national day of remembrance.

Memorial Day
Presidents Day
Inauguration Day

With Max gone, I'm worried about who will look after her hired goons.

It's only fair - didn't Linda and Julia have a whole conversation while Phil was bleeding in the back of the police car from HIS chest wound?

Yup, getting shot in the chest on Under the Dome is like getting stabbed in the stomach on The Following: Slows you down for about half an episode, then by next episode you're up and about (maybe with a bandage if the writers remember).

Hopefully by next week Max will have smartened up and turned the place into an ESPNZone & Disney Store franchise.

I lost all my books by betting on underground fight club matches.

Don't worry — I'm sure the final two episodes take place exclusively on the Sex and the City tour bus.