I was just sad they didn't try and pull off a "Weekend at Gov. Bernie's" bit and put governor's head on a mop handle wrapped in a trench coat.

I believe that they have infinite food. What else would explain them throwing a gross of eggs at the dome? (Though the show would be totally redeemed in my eyes if next week's opening has a bunch of people sheepishly scraping the eggs on the dome off into skillets.)

Lack of urgency?!? Clearly you missed the scene where ScruffyHero bought three packs of cigarettes to trade later for food/sexual favors.

Yeah, what about vampire burkas?

Shiny.

That was my favorite scene. I'm hoping that the Rev. and Mrs. Newlin become True Blood's Theon Greyjoy and Ramsay Snow.

So three of Tom's four children are in some way infected/possessed by the aliens. At this point wouldn't it just be easier for him to switch sides (along with an informative Benedict Arnold story)?

But wait… it might also involve a public/private partnership in which a state-held property is leased for a commercial enterprise. Bwaaaa-Ha-Ha-Ha!!!!

Except she's graduated from group prayers to mini-sermons, e.g., "Babies are Innocent," and "Hope is Wonderful."

@avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus - they can't record the baby, they're too busy not recording the room with the secret battle plans that they knew the mole would break into!

"ok kid keep her head steady"

Yeah, I loved that they had to build their own computers even though it was only FOUR MONTHS after the blackout. I kept waiting for Ben to say, "Damn, I wish we hadn't eaten our laptops."

Yeah, I kept waiting for Charlie to say, "British Mom would have let me go on the mission!"

@avclub-73774221d8e67c371a13eadfb90ac768:disqus That's a great idea! If everybody could just give me a few million in start-up costs, I could create just such a website (or a link to such a site on the off chance that one already exists).

5. Invent some badass story about how you looked him in the eye and were all like, "This is for Danny (and Bob? I wanna say Bob. Steve?)."

It isn't? Crap, that means I wasted the entire day waiting by the phone for someone to call and offer me a judgeship.

Yeah, it is especially strange since they went to so much effort to bring him back from teaching college to Lima, only to have him completely MIA (w/o explanation) during two events that there's is no way he would miss if humanly possible: Regionals and his step-father's cancer screening.

Ever notice how if you combine a Glee girl's with Glee boy's name you get a very good Bond girl name: Kitty Ryder, Mercedes Blaine, Sugar Finn, etc.?

Dear The Following writers:

Joe's Holy Writ: The Book of S'Mormon.