Sounds like Pratt is some kind of poor-man's Sky Haussmann.

It doesn't take Snyder to ruin a batman movie. It takes batman. Because batman is dumb. And they should stop making movies about him.

I was thinking more along the lines of a spider that can do things like go on business trips and shop at Lowes and grimace at his aging body in the mirror.

I would see a movie in which a radioactive man bites a spider and the spider gets the abilities of a man.

Yeah but these days, who isn't all of those things?

R2 used his electric prongs to stimulate the prostate of ace pilot Jek Porkins while he slept; he collected the semen and combined it with genetic material he had previously harvested from the preserved force-sensitive placenta of Anakin Skywalker. He put the combined material into an ectogenic pod. The result was Rey…

Ah yes, the so-called "Mario Paradigm"

You might be thinking of their predecessor, My Morning Jerkin?

Weakest ep of the season — I feel like the jokes were surface-level and/or intern-takes-the-reigns brick alley shitbird laughcraft cum ratwave.

Mikkelsen and Fassbender in the same room? Aaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuugh

I might have seen this movie, or a trailer of the movie. Or I read an article about the trailer of the movie? I'm not sure guys. Anyway: B+

I don't get to be a knight for belting out Caravan at karaoke bars, so why the heck does Van?

Stannis has always been a Caesar-esque fascist assbutt, so I'm glad the show is finally showcasing how awful he is. I've always hated the adoration of him.

The sequel will be called Fat Man and will star Kevin James.

I would pay good money or whatever monetized trinket bullshit passes for it in the bombed out wreckage of human civilization to see Bill Pullman get fucked by royalty

The word comes closest to describing what I do to people, in the dark, to the strains of Cohen's gravelsilk voice.

I have Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah playing almost every time I have "sex". It's a part of my signature mix record. I make mix records.

Former prostitute gal said some … peculiar things outside that bar.

Hahaha. Imperialist western values of human rights and gender equality.

Alamo Tower "Defense"