Anyone here the "type of fuck who can't stop saying different iterations of 'drink'?"

**Pushes glasses up nose** Technically speaking, Phil has been releasing solo-ish, mostly instrumental records as "Phil Cook and his Feat" since 2009 now.

What's the deal with Preston Jacobs?

I'm sure if I keep digging, I'll find a "Hearts of Darkness" reference around here somewhere…..

Oh no, ASOIAF theories have made it over to the AVClub. Man the ramparts, Redditors may be invading.

By the reflexive and transitive properties, yes.

Pardon me, is this the comment section where myself and the other fogeys will be a-gathering?

Good thing for millionaires like John Stewart that Internet comment sections exist to carefully parse and forgive them for character flaws very few people have actually witnessed in person. God knows how else they could feel good about what they do.

Well, in the two years since I've made this comment, he also had a pretty significant season on The Walking Dead, too.

Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out

A pinch of Adam, and a Scott or two.

This is clearly Colin Jost's doing.

True, why didn't the AV Club just retire this feature after David Lynch so totally owned it? Feel kind of bad for Kumail for having to follow that.

I got a Party Down alert for this?

Yes, these numbers suck, but at least David Lowery can still make a living wage teaching at UGA.

I heard she was just angling for a much more lucrative Fox News contract, or at least a cross-promotional tie-in with Sarah Palin called "Race Bait and Jail Bait."

Caption: "Type II Diabetes: God's way of saying you're an asshole."

There was an episode of Family Ties, where Alex begged his mom to sleep with Lee Iakoka so he could get an autograph. That might be where this trope came from.

Agreed. Did every TV critic binge-watch "Arrested Development" this week, end up in a bad mood, and is now taking it out on the rest of TV? Seems like the TV viewing public needs to just take a break, process the mixed emotions AD's blatant cynicism elicits, and then get back to seeing the good in the world.

Agreed. Though, gauging the reviews against my experience, this seems to be a show you are either gonna identify with or not. Sure a person can ding it for being too sitcom-y, or a person can say, wait all these plots are pretty sitcom-y, but with a tight structure and thematic unity that makes the sadness at the core…