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Werewolves are pretty boss.

Validation!

They learned from Japanese animation. Sailor Moon and every damn giant robot show re-used the transformation sequence in every episode, too.

Uh, no. I mean, my brother once tried to make me feel guilty about eating chicken skin by describing how it had once been a living creature, and now I was eating its skin like some kind of Hannibal Lector, and I just laughed at him and told it was fucking delicious. I'm a committed omnivore.

Thank you for getting my joke.

As uneven as this episode was, and as nonsensical as Iris's Alternate Timeline Sense was, she still got to do a lot of material in this episode. And Patton and Gustin obviously have chemistry.

If this movie doesn't have a Native American park ranger very slowly and exasperatedly reciting the recipe for his chili to Ben Affleck, then I'm out.

Let Me Be Frank About Frank.

Unless you're a farmer.

That was great! Short and to the point, but well written and thoroughly proliferated with great pictures.

It's like when I first found out she was really a redhead.

They might just call it a sorcerer's stone to avoid confusion.

My fault. I bet him 5 bucks that he wouldn't do it.

They hate one another, but they need one another. Barry is Thawne's reason to exist, and Thawne will always be Barry's mentor. It's a really cool dynamic. You don't often see hero-villain relationships that have a psychologically believable reason for them to keep one another around.

Her entire career is built on playing pretend, but she does not ever bullshit. I think that's the key to her longevity. The boobs got her in the door, but her sense of humor and quick wit kept her around.

I know, right? Way to bury the lede. That last question threw me for a loop. I have to reexamine some things, you know what I mean?

The AV Club doesn't do inventories any more, but now I want one of famous horror film actors and their favorite recipes.

Just think of jazz, you'll be fine.

I have butchered a deer with stone tools, grilled and eaten it, and still prefer my red meat as scorched and carbonized as possible.

The "Alchemy" suggested by the stinger isn't a speedster. He's got a magic rock instead.