Eh, there have been plenty of French surnames in England since roughly 1066. And croissants are delicious, especially heated up with a little bit of butter, just simple really, but so flakey and tasty and… what was I saying?

This show is pretty good. I musta watched it at least once.

But it's French for "Whitey." He can eat all the frogs he wants, poor bastard, so long as continues to need SPF 500 to visit a beach.

Bitchy George from the first season was preferable to Mastermind George. I just want someone to challenge him to a duel or something already.

I'm sure no one else is looking at this article, but still, having watched the premier last night, this is about the only place to talk about it…

According to Lego Jurassic Park, Gennero was vomited up unharmed by the T. rex at the end.

Is it Sam Neill week at the AV Club? 'Cuz I'm down!

Pthalo blue!

Fucking squirrels, man! Kill 'em all!

L'il Punk was a good sleeper almost from the get-go. Now he's 4 1/2 and fun to take on trips and try to mess with his head (sidehill cows), but he's also sullen as a teenager (stop asking me about school, dad) and yells at his Legos. They ain't all winners, is what I'm saying, and early days are no indicator of latter…

Saw Marc Maron in Boston on Saturday with one of my oldest friends. We had a blast. The opener was a guy who had been on the live WTF we saw the last time Maron was in town, and he was a lot more polished and self-assured. I wish him luck.

But who will play Kodos?

I got bad news for you, sunshine.

A two hour adaptation of The Mighty Thor #380?

He did that one spy movie with Talisa Soto, where I learned that "sod" isn't just a building material, but a British insult.

Fan theories are the worst.

Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was
blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains. Like wind in the
meadow. The days have gone down in the west.

And Sam Neill is pretty shitty at paleontology in Jurassic Park, too but no one ever brings that up.

Wouldn't that be She-Hulk's dad? Does that mean we're getting She-Hulk in the movies?

Nine Realms, broheim.