Stop eating so much goddam lasagna.

It's weird how corruption doesn't work on zombies. Like microbes and insects and basic erosion doesn't affect them - only the bullet to the head.

They are the "walking" dead. "Running" dead can keep up with you, but those lumbering types are easy to evade.

A black Jesus? I don't see it. How will that play in the sticks?

Yeah. People on the internets are always trying to tell me Victor Von Doom is an honorable man and an anti-hero or some such, when he's just kind of an asshat and a dick. And a momma's boy.

He WOULD be a lot cooler if he did.

Good lord, no.

You can't have Cottonmouth and Chemistro show up on in the first reel. The bad guys have to realize they're outclassed by the hero, then he gets his comeuppance via supervillain, then he comes back swinging and saves the day. Superheroics 101, man.

What are you talking about? Doom is the pettiest motherfucker in the universe. He would totally stiff some black dude. His promises don't count unless he wants his promises to count.

He's just a big Nicholas Coppola fan.

Those are some deep cuts, my friend. Must have used a Chatelperonnian blade for those.

This was one at least three channels last night. VH1 and MTV I get, but Comedy Central? Clearly all three are owned by the same multinational conglomerate, but still. Another hot take: how can a channel that doesn't even show videos any more hand out awards for them?

This sounds interesting, but then that YA or Teen label rears its ugly head and I find I don't give a fuck. That makes me a terrible person, I'm sure, but I can barely stomach current fantasy novels written for adults. I don't think I could handle one that's dumbed down even further for the kids.

So we are covering Sawney Bean this week, then?

Yeah, but her performance in Thor 2 had all the hallmarks of "contractual obligation." I would be surprised if she was all that upset about not being invited back.

Saxons are "close enough."

It's great. Seriously.

Entirely consistent with Herc's personality, though.

There's a Hercules mini-series from the 80s where he gets drunk with Galactus. Herc is good people and his stories are always fun.

Buh? Thor would root for the Vikings, and you know it.