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Cyborg! And Cyborg's dad!

Get back to work, Kitsch! This gas station bathroom floor isn't going to mop itself!

Yeah. I mean… "Dark Universe"? Don't we already have that? When killing Jimmy Olsen is fun, for the fans, y'know, I don't see how that could be perceived as "light."

You're the one!

At the very least, I'm glad to see Shipp's gratuitous death immediately retconned. I kind of wish he'd just be Jay Garrick on the show all the time, because Jay Garrick is five pounds of awesome in a two pound bag, but I'll take what I can get.

Five bucks if they do that.

It didn't use to be! There was just Professor Zoom the Reverse Flash, a man so villainous he had two supervillain names, and we liked it! Then the Speed Force happened, and all of a sudden it was all evil speedsters, all the time! Which is awful, because Flash as the third deepest bench in comics as far as bad guys go.

Shit, what about this guy?

Farscape.

Felt more like 142 minutes, I'd say.

I'm looking forward to the release of this blu-ray so I can see it a second time. All I know is that the running time espoused up above surprised me, because it didn't feel that long while watching it.

I found this in a stack of old CDs relatively recently (uh… sometime in the past year), threw it on my iPod and listened to it. It held up pretty well. For the most part. Of course, I've since deleted it.

According to comic books, movies, and television, vast hordes of drunken Irishmen played at being organized criminals. Easier to make the white hero be heroic if he's not beating up people of color ALL the time.

I dunno. Repo Man is just that good. No amount of Freejacks can every take that away.

On the one hand, our judicial system is founded on the premise that the accused is innocent until proven guilty.

Well done, Old Man!

Sure looks like it!

If I was the type to stand up and cheer in the middle of a theater - I'm not, honest - that would have been a moment to stand up and cheer. Just sayin'.

To be fair, it felt like a pretty tight 147 minutes, honestly.

You're not helping.