They never use the word "vampire," instead calling them "code V." They use garlic & silver bullets, and attach a video camera to each pistol so that they can quickly scan a person and shoot the ones who don't show up on video. It's very smart, but the undead are very smart too. It is clearly not well known, but I…

That was nice.

Kěnéng nín zài è guǐ dì dìyù lǐ fǔlàn nǐ shǎ rén

Too soon?

Yes. It's a cultural juggernaut at this point, same as Star Wars or Marvel comics.

No, it was a mini-series from the BBC or ITV or somesuch. With Jack Davenport and a young Idris Elba. It's pretty great, actually.

Have you watched Ultraviolet? They do that cell phone bit, among others. It's pretty good.

But it's Wednesday, PowerThirteen. Wednesday. I'd think photographs of Odin would be more appropriate every week.

I like pizza.

I am super jelly, bro.

There's also 7199 other Green Lanterns besides Hal. There's no reason why he can't just be in space, and John is the guy who gets assigned looking after Earth because Darkseid. Christ, why is the DCCU run by such fucking morons?

Well, they done blowed Jimmy Rhodes up real good at least once, and brought him back as a - you guessed it! - cyborg, but apparently that got fixed eventually. So who knows.

Based on the first issues of the Nu52 relaunched Justice League, too!

Be honest and forthright. But not creepy. Have a good time. In other words, go for it. "Who dares wins" and all that.

Well… it's a little subtle.

I listen to 3 and barely have the time to devote to every episode of one of them. Good Lord!

I took a friend out to a play to celebrate her graduating from high school. Bought her dinner, too. I thought I would be able to take this thing to the next level, and made a clumsy (nonphysical) pass at the end of the night, basically asking her to go out with me. My brain, so focused on the stress of doing that, had…

What. A. Jerk.

Of course they haven't. And now they've killed War Machine, and they won't be bringing him back either. Not white enough. Even in this day and age, when we're getting a black teenage girl to be Iron Man, only white male superheroes get to be resurrected.

If WB had any balls, they'd punt Hal Hordan and have John Stewart in their movies as Green Lantern. I mean, GL is the perfect vehicle to reboot a character without affecting the franchise. The fuck is wrong with them?