How did we have a comment mentioning a fireball that wasn't written by Archmage?

Forrester the people (now, dawg!)

I haven't had a carb since '02!

Really? Is no-one going to respond to this by saying "I'd have given the last two episodes two D's! Big Ones! Blammo! Kaplowie! Erection!" These hack jokes we tolerate and expect don't just post themselves!

Six springs and an autumn!

(Edited by Franklin Pierce 142 years ago)

Hipster, was at McSorley's friday night, kinda hoping you'd be slumming and I'd run into you. ah well. happy new years.

zsasz, you have a happy Murdermas. May all your victims eyes be bright, before that light inevitably fades like our childhood hopes for the future.

Drunk driving to the movies on christmas eve is an honored family tradition, passed down from my father's father's father.

you typed GTFO wrong.

You're typing like breaking bad titles, the guy above is missing the big red NO already on it's impending week off.

It was a true Christmas miracle that, on Saturday night, my girlfriend went "Guess what's on?" and I said, obviously; "Harry and the Hendersons?", to which the answer was "No, it's Muppet Christmas Carol, your favorite movie!" But then, when the channel was changed, there was John Lithgow with Bigfoot! Everything's…

Santa brought Power Pellets!

I'm adopting the phoenetic spelling I think O'Neil used last week: "Like a BAOUSE". I doubt it's correct, but look at all the vowels!

George Remus now believes there's correlation between seismic activity and how much he likes drinking.

What about me?

wow, I forgot all abou sky Captian! We could totally do that better now. We need a nostalgia flashback to the 90's nostalgia flashback to the 30's radio shows.

God, you remember when actors playing regular schmoes looked like regular schmoes? Hollywood made an action star out of Walter matthau, damnit!

How can people suggest Three Penis Wine isn't funny?

Where do famous baldys  Cranston and Chicklis fall on this scale?