*hurts them, despite pleas to the contrary*

This has been the best set 'em up, knock 'em down joke of the week. Brought to you by the Acme Book of Joke…Timing.

I had to check that this was an O'Neil post, because all the funny lines came from the subject, not the reporter.

"I'd buy THAT for a dollar!"

In the sequel, he's gonna fall for Bon Iver. Soundtrack by She & Him.

This will only be worth it if the whole trend leads us to Blazing Saddles: The Musical.

John Tyler's Romp-a-canoe and Brambles, too?

Here's my entirely-first-blush-in-no-way-educated opinion on the matter: Scandanavians were known for two things for about sixteen hundred + years: Raping and pillaging. There's gotta be a lot of barely repressed rape-urge in that society. Grandpa fondly remembering the rapes of yore, and such.

**Howl of pain, followed by Lux reopening window, cut to shot of man from behind hurriedly zipping fly**

Lux, you're on today.

He'll come in again.

I assumed this was true also. Damn, PUSA was great in the day. Mach 5 is still my favorite fast driving song.

We always called our fake band Chunky Purple Sauce, and it's been like that for so long we all forget the origin story, but CPS is like getting hit in the ear with a fist made of awesome.

If I went around, saying I was Emperor just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd lock me away!

Atlas Shrugged approves of this message. "We'll let the market decide, LeBeouf!" *Maniacal Laugh*

two guys on the right are twins, right? or else related to that one hobbit from lost?

I read this as "Better than several tracks on UltraViolet", and my immediate response was Yes. I don't even know this song, but nothing associated with that festering corpsegash of a film could be worse.

Ah, remember back when he made movies that I liked cause I couldn't understand most of the dialogue?

I'm judging in that I judge it to be hilarious. and hunger-inducing.

So we're clear: This picture is not Donald Glover in makeup?