Man, I wanna cleave someone for mele bragging rights.

Here's a thread, since this totally depressed me: What was the best LOTR game? I liked The Third Age for PS2 that sounded something like what they were trying to do here mixed with old school Final Fantasy fight screens and endless loot.

Steve Nash of the Titans- where the Olympians play the Canadian pantheon in "Vancouver style" hoops for Nike (the God and the endorsement deal).

Mr. Wednesday.

"Just, kidding. you're re-hired. Now get in the gimp suit."

A.V. Club- the pop-up boxes are not a hip new way to spread content! They're woefully obnoxious, not to mention, everyone who comments here has already read every other goddamn article!

There is not enough justice in the world to allow this to happen.

"It's a series of tubes!"

Who the fuck is Rick Ross? I though it was Shugg Night, then I thought it was M. Night Shamalan, then I thought it was Kitt from Night Rider.

When does the fetus' record drop?

Anne Rice gay emo vampires. They're all inexplicably rich despite being sooooo bored.

If that was an ultra-obscure Count of Monte Cristo reference, you are now my favorite brined vegetable butler.

You know who could really mess up a terminator? Gremlins. the last frontier of unremade 80's nostalgia.

the one with michael Keaton as a reincarnated rock n roll snowman?

but it goes to show habitual action; we all know false rumors constantly and without conscious consideration of her actions calls for a White Zombie reunion, therefor it falls under one of the excepitons to the regular hearsay rules.

oh, you clearly havent heard the line where they try to cram "Los Angeles" into two syllables.

You're not Dripping Yellow Madness! Dripping Yellow Madness moved away in like the 6th grade!

I'd like to see a Bollywood rendition of "Footloose" as a horror movie.

that doesn't stop it from being funny, in the same what that misspelling prevents us from understanding what word you were typing. Get out.

so, like, pile ashes on my chair and not show up?