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grognak the barbarian
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hetfield looks like the saddest grown-up Pugsley Adams ever.

ah, the old crank n' dump.

yeah! Fetch is streets behind!

Keep fucking that chicken, axl.

did anyone ever spell it F-R-I-E-N-D-S? cue Dashjr.

I'd like to see Daubert from Coach in one of those new Frankenstein movies.

So are you saying the Bible isn't 100% historical fact?

As long as a lone black wanderer has a braille edition of the bible, we can re-create everything good about our society, right?

was that irish or pirate?

you just started naming every movie you've ever seen in there. Did you IMDB "adjectives"?

I would totally see 1, 3, and 5.

no, i think the point was: he hacked these actress' accounts looking for nudie pix, but scarjo's the only one where he hit gold.

covered in meat?

I like to read this and pretend you just made up all these names.

Aw, what's in the box?? What's in the fucking box???

A Man, a Plan, a Canal, a Vast Liberal Conspiracy to Take Away Our Guns and Leave Us Vulnerable when the Mexicans Come for Our Women, Panama!

I see whatcha did there.

Depending on how old this guy is, do not lead off with insightful Paul Simon analysis. This leads me to a good poll: What's your test question to see if an unknown party is as knowledgable about pop culture as you are? I'd probably start off with a subtle "I'll have you know the Supreme Court has roundly rejected

tell that to M.I.Wright.

Hipster, you sound like Eddie Murphy's old jewish guy from Coming to America. "Paul Simon? feh! Henny Yungman! Now there's a songwriter!"