what are "letters"?

Just wait till Bocephus' new album:  God Told me to kill democrats  drops.

Leo's rebellion: "I don't want Fop, damnit! I'm a Daper Dan man!"

from what I hear of California, Random Task did them a favor. They're so overcrowded, if the whole sex offender wing got "accidentally flooded", it might save the government from shutting down for a few more days.

Making copies!

Snidley has become Dashjr., repeating this joke till it's funny.

300?

"He can see everything- except love."

ya ever collaborate with Skrillex…On WEED?

"I said, Nancy Grace is a [cue Taco Bell Bell]!"

Would nose fetishists kill fart fetishists? In the game of feet,sneeze,flatulate, who beats who?

I'll never stop reading this post in the Bubbles voice. "Is that Nancy Grace somekinda Samsquanch?"

remember homestar runner? Can Nancy Grace play Strong Mad in the live-action adaptation?

my point exactly. Mr. Grace, we're going to bring you to Justice!

God hates Farts.

Also Rex Ryan, the Khalil Gibran of feet fetishes.

what's the vig here?

a percentage off the back end?

I will not box you in my sox, I will not box while in detox! I need not listen to your mocks,not even read by Brian Cox! I will not meet you by the docks, you can't convince me Megan Fox! I'd rather put you in the stocks, until you get the chickenpox!

Can we get everyone else to read that book, too? It was pretty great.