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Johann Schmidt
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Chronicles is better because its story is straight forward, Jupiter is clearly a 1st draft script.

There is no way this a B movie, C+ in my book. Or since this is the Wachowskis on the Matrix scale of; Matrix, Reloaded, Revolutions this gets a Revolutions. Bad and in need of an editor story wise. Very flat acting, Tatum sighs in almost every line he gives while Kunis goes Huh? a lot. Our primary villain who is

That's nice I guess. Though if they are trying to preserve film I wonder why they aren't settling on the best film 70mm instead of the simply standard 35mm? All digital is very close to matching 35mm already so keeping 70mm going would buy them a bit more time of being technically but necessarily aesthetically more

I was always mystified when 'Battleship' came out why the hell it wasn't just the story of the Bismarck.

Japan already made one actually and I'm not talking about the Spaceship.

so much more interesting than intergalactic trade treaties.

I'd be okay with this. John Wick was a decent movie, the only real complaint I had about it was the whole dead wife subplot. I thought it was over played, would have worked better for me if his violent reaction is due to just the dog at least at first. Then at the end John could have had his FU line be 'my wife

The dog from Fraiser was going to ride the dolphin on SeaQuest.

If anyone cares there was a real commercial in this same vain that aired on actual TV back in the day. http://youtu.be/TxiSCf97Ybw

Isn't this the same speech they used for the intro to SeaQuest?

So are you telling me that Jupiter Ascending is the first Jupiter themed movie to ever be made?

Is the exhibit in the upstairs are the sub basement? Last I checked upstairs was rock band outfits while the basement was Paul Allen's personal horror movie collection.

That your one suspender away from telling kids to get off your lawn?

Amazon's logic is Amazon is a monopoly and you either play ball or go home. It's the same tactic Walmart uses. But yeah the logic is moronic in this case as Netflix is around and to a lesser extent Hulu.

Sounds like this school is trying to get sued.

question for your uncle did he go see the 'The Passion of Christ'?

They should have told that story from the time traveling kids point of view. We all saw him wearing that wrist watch.

It's more to intimidate other smaller content owners who do business with Amazon. This is Amazon saying 'we dropped BBC ass and will drop yours to if you cross us.'

no there was a Power Rangers extra who killed an old couple which thanks to Robot Chicken everyone thinks was done by one of the main Power Rangers actors.

I see what you did there.