I had one of the original-issue MST3K: The Movie shirts that they sold through the Info Club. Obviously time destroyed it, so I was thrilled when I found a vintage, never-worn one on eBay. I proudly wore it to a Cinematic Titanic show and at the cast meet-and-greet afterward, Trace Beaulieu expressed surprise that I…

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty!

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty!

Don't worry, everyone who has the nerve to use one of them gizmos is properly put in their place by the end.

Don't worry, everyone who has the nerve to use one of them gizmos is properly put in their place by the end.

Wait, so what's the beef with MacFarlane again? Is it just that he created Family Guy?

Wait, so what's the beef with MacFarlane again? Is it just that he created Family Guy?

A couple years ago I met Gary Marshall at work and I asked him if I could take a picture with him. He happily obliged and, upon noticing I was wearing a Batman t-shirt, loudly, gleefully exclaimed "Ohh, Batman! My grandson is gonna LOVE this picture!" From that point on I decided that he was the nicest guy in the…

A couple years ago I met Gary Marshall at work and I asked him if I could take a picture with him. He happily obliged and, upon noticing I was wearing a Batman t-shirt, loudly, gleefully exclaimed "Ohh, Batman! My grandson is gonna LOVE this picture!" From that point on I decided that he was the nicest guy in the…

My neighbors aren't gay, they're just both lawyers. He said they were partners!

My neighbors aren't gay, they're just both lawyers. He said they were partners!

Put me down on the list of people turned off by Virtual Systems Analysis. It was just such a slog to get through that it turned me off for the rest of the season.

Put me down on the list of people turned off by Virtual Systems Analysis. It was just such a slog to get through that it turned me off for the rest of the season.

See, when you ask a bunch of post-modern hipsters their opinion on things, you get some joker slamming Apple Jacks for no good reason.

See, when you ask a bunch of post-modern hipsters their opinion on things, you get some joker slamming Apple Jacks for no good reason.

[Turns to Jon Stewart] Burn!

[Turns to Jon Stewart] Burn!

All right, stop. Everyone go up a shirt size.

All right, stop. Everyone go up a shirt size.

So it might be like all the Star Trek stuff in Fanboys?