Well where's Robin Givens?

Travelling Salesman
So where is Raylon Givens these days?

Yeah, it's not like they made him up for this show.

Confession
I'll go ahead and say it: Selena Gomez is hot.

Guard. Sick man. Water.

So were they shooting the movie when Ryan was Michael's boss? Is that why Ryan's Drug Hobbit friend was in it?

What if…
I can't help but think that if "Community" did something like this the entirety of "Threat Level Midnight" would have actually been shot on shaky hand-held consumer cameras with shitty sound instead of fancy 24fps HD cameras.

I'm Cherokee Jack.

I love Community, but goddamn this week's episode was tough to watch. Parks and Rec was just what I needed to cheer me up.

Hot dog. We have a wiener.

I, for one, enjoyed seeing Adam Scott play someone who gets supremely rattled, since up until now he's pretty much been a PG version of Henry Pollard in the show.

PLEASE
Stop saying "affect."

You have to realize that in elite comedy snobbery the only excuse for doing lowbrow stuff is because you wanted to buy a cabin in upstate New York. That's gets you a free pass.

Sandler is still capable of funny, but he got rich and lazy. And Ellen Cleghorne…is she even still alive?

Going to hell
Is is just me, or does anyone else kind of wish, in a sick way, that Bill Hader had done a spot-on Phil Hartman impression in the lame-ass monologue? Would that have made the audience even quieter?

Isn't one of the Offspring guys named Dexter?

Oooh!
What a SICK BURN on Linkin Park!

I'm just your memory. I can't give you any new information.

The Survivorman storyline had that great bit where Dwight was watching Michael through a rifle scope with the safety off.

That article already is invalid due to a horrible factual error in the first fucking sentence.