*slow clap*

Seriously…
I didn't think anyone was THAT big a fan of "The Critic." Even to 12-year-old me it felt slight-yet-enjoyable.

"Every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photograph."

Man, I laughed my ass off at that clip.

Hey "American Dad" is quietly brilliant.

Blind love for the old Boba Fett voice puzzles me. What the fuck difference does it make?

Any rape under 5 minutes is just impolite, in my opinion. Might as well be a firm handshake.

That'll teach him!

So how did you look past the shittiness of the Jabba's palace song before it was changed? Couldn't you just do that NOW?

You know how shitty those matte lines would look in HD?

I have a theory that James Franco in Pineapple Express is just Harry Osborn when he went all retard after getting pumpkin-pwnd.

Great
As if the internet isn't littered with "George Lucas fucked everything in the original trilogy up!" bullshit.

I hear Sandman has been looking for Venom.

Hide the juevos.
I just hope someone in the movie looks like a cholo dressed up for Easter.

Skunk Boy
I loved John Henson on "Talk Soup." I always thought it was a fucking crime that Hal Sparks gained more notoriety and got more work than Henson, since Sparks seems like a world-class douche.

Or Pau Gasol.

Triangle
Ron Artest needs to show up looking to have a threesome.

Man…
I'd rather watch a whole season of "Caprica" set in that stupid Space Vatican than another episode of "V."

Let me guess: you run a bunny and chocolate store and can sell us some at a decent rate, huh?

Christopher O'Donnell
Oh, so it's CHRISTOPHER O'Donnell now, not just Chris?