Eat 'em up, yum!

O-U-T spells "out"

You clipped us!

And in the Tracey Ullman days, Walter Matthau.

Punch the keys, for dog blog's sake!

Just make sure you finish on the Bach. Never finish on Debussy.

Shear brilliance

I had a whole can of creamed corn for breakfast.

Life is like a mop.

Animation is built on plagiarism! If it weren't for someone plagiarizing The Honeymooners, we wouldn't have The Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sergeant Bilko, there'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney!

I was banned from DJing at my college radio station for playing Green Day and Weird Al.

"Bomb the Arabs and take their oil"
"Bomb the Indians and take their casinos"

The Chipmunks' "Holiday" though.

Are you threatening me?

I accidentally read "Isla Vista will be in Sacha Baron Cohen’s spy spoof movie." Whoops.

My nominations:
Atmosphere - In Her Music Box
Nirvana - Serve the Servants
Draco & the Malfoys - My Dad is Rich

The Beavis and Butt-head reboot and the Napoleon Dynamite animated series showed much potential though, despite their inevitable brevity.

"I love legitimate theatre."

"Have you seen my baseball?" Where's Warren from There's Something About Mary?

Mike took a wide-eyed look at the lonely little Boner, and grabbed him.