I'd rather be a happy schnook than a noble schlumpf.

Simpsons already did the "Duck Duck Duck" bit with Ralph Wiggum.

Classic era: Either "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish," "Burns Baby Burns," or "Who Shot Mr. Burns?"
Modern era: Uhhhhhhhh…"The Mansion Family," I guess?

"Lennie?" Really, guys?

Fry-cracka be playin' you and you smilin' like the fool! 300 years of oppression and it goes on and on and on!

How'm I doin'? How'm I doin'?

Yes, Mr. Sherman, everything stinks.

The Itchem and Scratchem Blow

Remember that one time Homer got raped by a panda?

"Thou shalt have no other A.V. Clubs before this."
-the (G)Old(man) Testament

The positive nature of this review proves my theory that if you place Neil Goldman into any episode, no matter how briefly, his A.V. Club hat will subliminally attract A.V. Club writers to give the episode a higher score.

Antisemite!

How about Marty Robbins' "El Paso" and "El Paso City?" Or better yet, Allan Sherman's "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh" and "Return to Camp Granada."

Did Boss Willona remind anyone else of history's first African-American millionaire, Madam C.J. Walker, who made her fortune in hair straightening products?

You've got big balls to question that idea. Big as grapefruits, big as pumpkins, yes sir, yes sir.

I wish my local comic book store sold the works of Phillip K. Brick.

Does anyone else think that the first few seconds of this song sound surprisingly like Nick Drake's "Which Will?"

Or Diz-Nee, who brought you such original creations as Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.

Also "Do Minifigures Dream of Plastic Sheep?", "A Scanner Brickly," "Sort My Pieces, the Policefig Said," and "Beyond Lies the Stub," as well as a poster for "Block Runner."

You're just somebody that I used to know.