(shoves an A down the guy's throat)
"This one's on the house!"

I like how the episode was originally supposed to be called "I Am the Starfish" until the Beatles' estate was insulted that Patrick's song was being compared to "I Am the Walrus."

Why is LEGO Homer's reflection Squigglevision Homer?

Behold, y'all.

I, too, have been relentlessly stalking Neil since the days of animutations and Farchie Archie.

You're thinking of Cleveland. Not all black people look alike, Ted.

It's still Smithers' second favorite song after ABBA's "Waterloo."

He had only appeared once before he became the barkeep, and that was three years before.

That was only half of the song.

You're a hipster if you claim you've read Infinite Jest and you're a hipster if you claim you can't read it. The only way out of that loophole: don't acknowledge the book's existence.

As far as hammy minor child characters go, I would have much rather seen Rex from "I Love Lisa" get an encore appearance than Gavin anyway.

In before another pointless debate over whether Gavin is rich, a mere product of divorce, or both.

"Fish are dating in it."

SpongeBob also had a "don't drop the soap" gag in the episode "Gary Takes a Bath."

I thought Modern Family had the wealthiest viewership? Or was that just for network TV?

"See ya later, nitz!"

Anyone else notice how much the GEICO Gecko sounds like Rocko?

I remember Skunk Records did a similar thing when MCA re-released Sublime's 40 Oz. to Freedom and deleted the tracks "Get Out!" (due to Led Zeppelin samples) and the cover of "Rawhide." They released a digital download on skunk.com called "The Missing Shit" which featured the cut songs and a picture of toilet paper as…

At least every episode of Rocko is now available on DVD, while one-third of Beavis and Butt-head remains unreleased courtesy of Mike Judge himself, including some bona fide classics like "Citizen Butt-head" and "The Mystery of Morning Wood."

"And that's how I almost died the fifteenth time!" -Bubs from Homestar Runner