I would've liked to see Jon Hamm, though. I think that might've worked.

Well, he is merciless…

"Everting's made of gold. I like gold. It pretty."

"I’ve seen some great movies with really abysmal Rotten Tomatoes scores.”

Colloquially called "The Armond White Eliminator"

boom, boom, boom!

So, using corporate conflict-of-interest math, this is realy a D+, right?

It's only competition will be the MC Hammer biography.

Probably?!?! After the media frenzy following the Nakatomi Plaza incident, and the subsequent digging into his shooting a child all over again, he most definitely changed his name and moved with his wife and child to start a new life in Chicago. But the cruel karma of fate led him to be forever tormented by a next…

I've eaten many a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but none have ever made me contemplate: "this is a serotonin and endorphin rush similar to when I have sex."

Great, now you've put me on some sort of list where I have to write my name like (((this))) or something.

I will continually state that a really good sequel could have been made of everything from Reloaded and Revolutions, if they just cut all the Zion garbage.

That's what everything has been pointing to. Syd confirmed Lenny was real at the asylum before Syd-as-David killed her by merging her with the wall. Philly confirmed David palled around with a real Benny, not Lenny, when they were together. Amy confirmed King was not real.

"Oh, goooooood for you!"

burgers for your ass…heh hehe.

A Møøse once bit my sister

Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi!

Kiteo, his eyes red and squinty

I don't know if anyone expected anything different from a party whose platform devolved into contrarian obstructionism. When you actually have to govern without being able to play the victim card, it's much tougher to seem respectable.

It wouldn't be so bad, if it wasn't exclusively used after some humorless, asshole insult. (e.g. I fucked your mom [cry-laugh emoji])