Bloom County, as always, nailed it decades ago:
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Perhaps Rod and his entourage should have gone to the snicker-snack bar pre-show instead.

If its dip form seen at 0:50 is any indication, them robotri's are gonna be tough to mess with.

Everything's gonna come up Roses!

"So, Mr. Thirteen…can I call you 'Power'? Great. Your resume says your only previous work experience was a single annual event wherein you successfully maintained custody and control of awards envelopes and diligently handed the correct envelopes to the appropriate presenters. I think you're the right man to single…

Sorry California Burrito, burrito with crispy tater tots (as used in the most authentic Mexican Restaurant ever, Taco John's) is superior.

Casey Wilson. Busy Phillips. Wilson Phillips.
"Hooooooold on to one more day!"

Citizens! I knew it was them! Even when it was the immigrants, I knew it was them!

Hey also only implied that The A.V. Club does not condone the cool crime of robbery.

The APA is an illegal move, and the ref would automatically DQ Obama

Non, rien de rien
Non, je ne regrette rien

Is he still dead?

Would that it were so simple.
Would that it twer so semple.
Would that it were so simple.
Would that it twer so semple.
Would that it were so simple.
Would that it twer so semple.

I side with Neutral Good (Cap) over Lawful Good (Stark) every time

His name is Thanos? I've been calling him Crandall!! Oh, why didn't someone tell me? I've been making an idiot out of myself!

Cost to consumer: $11,000

George Banks calling the besooted chimney sweeps "hottentots" was deep cut racism.

Peter Pan's "What Makes a Red Man Red?"

So, just like Mr Right, except a serial killer instead of hit man that kills a bunch of people?

Hooray for two things!