Why would they? When you're Immortan Joe, fuck everyone else.

I keep hoping that they'll eventually stand up to him and realize that maybe they might want to actually uphold the constitutional ideals instead of just say that as lip service while doing the opposite. I'm an idiot.

Same. Although difficult, I'm also with it until the end. Here's hoping the second half will reward some of the drudgery and hammy acting in the first.

And Universal is still doing their Shared Monster Movie Universe. Can't stop artistically bankrupt blockbuster juggernaut if Joey six-pack buys midnight tickets regardless of quality.

They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.

'course, it's shanked or be shanked.

You see, melanin is a natural pigment found in organisms…[is disembowled by rabid anti-intellectuals]

That shot always bothered me, even when I first saw it as a kid in the theaters. The InGen stooge tells Nedry that it only had coolant for 36 hours, and now it's buried in mud. Those embryos are undoubtedly ruined and useless, so why focus on them?

But the book did end with raptors on the mainland of Central America eating lysine-rich livestock. This, again, was scrapped in The Lost World for the second island plot.

Or is she really fucking the rock killing idurstry

But toothless snark appeases readers and corporate overlords alike!

That's a full-torso tattoo that, while not as unbelievably stupid-looking as Brock Lesnar's, is still pretty lame.

Christ, with the roles he has been getting, Teller needs to be giving his agent way more than 10%.

Wordsearch or GTFO

or aliens I'm sorry, xenomorphs.

The conversion checks out!

But Ryan Reynolds looks like Ryan Reynolds…I remember when Gad tried and failed spectacularly at being a Daily Show correspondent. His schtick at that point was a street-corner-level approximation of Chris Farley, and that's being generous.

"Josh Gad: Still Punchable" is all that ever needs to be said about him.

How else am I going to get my daily nicotine requirement?

These are the real crimes against humanity!