How is this even a question?

I can't read this article. What happened??

Daredevil's single-take hallway fight scene will always win over everything.

Army of Darkness does not exist in this universe because Universal sucks a boom stick.

After reading this article, I thought, "Ehhh, I'll give it a chance."

I worked with him once. He's an arrogant prick who is nowhere NEAR as funny as he thinks he is.

How do I get my money back?

"She's filthy!"

"Swans", "Teenager"…

Late-2015, this movie is awesome and fun as hell.

Funnily enough, Smith "polished" the Fantastic Four script.

Apparently a Warner Brothers executive just watched "Dark Shadows" and "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" and thought: "This is a no brainer!".

I side with you, Dwide.

"Technique" for the win.

The scene where the deaf girl thought they were all singing completely sold me.

Thank you for mentioning how underrated "Red Eye" is!!!

Matthew Sweet "Altered Beast" - "The Ugly Truth" and "Ugly Truth Rock"

"Shoot it, fatboy!!"

It really bothers me that no one is seeing this film. It's fun and cute as hell.

It's nowhere NEAR that bad. It's a fun little horror comedy. Give it a shot.