Crack that shit.

They should change it to: San Diego Stand In Line Con

He kind of did but they let him go anyway. You could tell from the mood of the room that they went in there knowing they were going to set him free

Think on this for a second… In 2008, Darabont had just had his AMAZING script for "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" completely butchered and left to be one of the greatest movie disappointments of all time.

I saw him in the flesh at Amoeba a few months ago. This picture is GOOOD. In real life he looks like Frankenstein's uglier, more lumbering brother.

But how are her feet?

Will Chris Carter's Alex Jones tribute be updated with chili?

So is pretty much everything else they've ever done.

"Mistress of the Dark" is much funnier than you remember it being. It's such a shame that it hasn't had a proper blu ray release. (I'm looking at you, Scream Factory!)

"Indie Cindy" and "Head Carrier" are the Pixies and they're both amazing.

The DePalma film?

Even his flat bits are rescued by his self-depreciating humor. His ability to fall flat on his face and then turn it into the funniest joke of the night is why he will always be the Rocky of comedy.

I wish NBC would put out an entire Netflix "show" of those few weeks. They were some of the best television ever aired.

Morrissey on being Mayor of London: "Ohhhh it's MURDER!"

Like the avatar you stole from an SNL character?

I'm a massive fan and I thought this was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

I'd pound Audra's gavel.

I second… SHE'S 28?!!!

The bigger shame is that they were parked right outside of Diddy Riese. That place brings any racial tension back together!

"these people"?