PLANT!

Does Chris Brown's team get beat?

Why must technology spoil everything we hold dear?

No, he took a check.

Watch it on DVD and you're there.

Bad-mouthing "The Fog" won't hurt you… it'll kill you!

One of my favorite comments about this movie, or any movie, came from an old friend of mine who dryly said as we exited the theater, "It's as if Carpenter suddenly discovered the "DISSOLVE" button."

"Andro Queen" is absolutely beautiful. On par with "Havalina" as one of their rare, pretty songs.

Then don't.

Out of every movie that came out this summer, this one is the most deserving of a Spoiler Space. I'd love to hear people's theories about what was going on during the second half of the movie.

Mediocre.

This argument doesn't make sense. I'm talking about his ACTING ability. When was the last time he's received ANY accolades for his acting abilities? And, as it is and always shall be, a Golden Globes nomination doesn't count.

The whole "Remember Michael Keaton!" point people have been raising doesn't really make a lot of sense to me.

I can never feel an ounce of hatred toward the man who gave the world Karl Pilkington.

This just might be the snarkiest article ever written.

He had absolutely nothing to do with the fire starting. Jaguars' engines are known to catch fire randomly.

I'd toss Snake Plissken in there for good measure.

Remember when Pixar meant hope for animated film?

Christ, it even says the site is a joke on the page.

You, sir, are definitely in the minority on that one.