The real question here is: Will Moderately Jerky Superman show up to blow out the torch? 

Look who wrote the script.

Look who wrote the script.

Or the actual film "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter"… the movie the writer ripped off.

Or the actual film "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter"… the movie the writer ripped off.

She came across as straight-up bonkers during the interview. Bonkers to the point where it was straight-up uncomfortable to watch.  I kept thinking that she must've taken those six years off in order to add some extra layers of crazy.

She came across as straight-up bonkers during the interview. Bonkers to the point where it was straight-up uncomfortable to watch.  I kept thinking that she must've taken those six years off in order to add some extra layers of crazy.

A Christian woman gives herself an abortion….

A Christian woman gives herself an abortion….

How was he one of the most important members of the crew?  It's even explained in the beginning that the archeologists are basically just along for the ride

How was he one of the most important members of the crew?  It's even explained in the beginning that the archeologists are basically just along for the ride

As well as the cringe-inducing "Dark Shadows"…

As well as the cringe-inducing "Dark Shadows"…

At one point, Love actually rhymes "sun" with "fun".  Another example: "We used to 'get around' ".

At one point, Love actually rhymes "sun" with "fun".  Another example: "We used to 'get around' ".

John Carter was not a failure. 

John Carter was not a failure. 

Maybe the RIAA will take that 72 trillion dollars to better protect their product and stop suing single moms and greasy teens.

Maybe the RIAA will take that 72 trillion dollars to better protect their product and stop suing single moms and greasy teens.

To my memory, I don't think Dante has made a movie without him. He's even in "The Hole" (very underrated, very unreleased).