Get your Pitchfork the fuck out of my AV Club.

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STOP THE CAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, SAMMY. WHYYYYYYYYYY

Scrubs did it already

I love how normal Abed is essentially the same as Abed-as-Don Draper.

I officially feel bad for Chris. His life is pretty miserable right now.

Not to take credit away from the show, because I love it, but Pinkner and Wyman have described the process as dropping lots of little mysteries in the show, and if they bring them back later in a cohesive way, great, but they don't specifically plan ahead.

"Sit. Down."

I haven't seen a lot of Russia jokes on TV recently, tbh. Maybe we watch different shows.

I knew something was up with Lily's hair in the flashbacks, but I couldn't place what.

I noticed that too. It was really weird how she specifically didn't close the door. Maybe it was an issue behind the scenes?

Even Barney knows how crazymanipulative Lily is.

THANK YOU. We know they have tasers cuz they used it on that crazy guy a few weeks ago. That "they train us at the academy to shoot them" line is bs; LAPD are trained to use tasers in this exact situation.

"it struck me as a little explanation-y in its first 15 minutes"

Yes, Sammy and Dewey are paragons of perfection.

:(

I stand corrected, it's 22,000: 
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Well, if Regional Holiday Music's 20,000 comments didn't kill the site, I doubt this post will.

Poor Dylan Baker. It is physically impossible for him to not look creepy as fuck.

Josh Radnor's wordless performance standing on the balcony at the end of the episode was wonderful. He gets overshadowed a lot by Segel and Harris but it's always great to get a reminder that he's quite the actor in his own right.

*Loved* that. So quick and subtle, yet so funny.