ZMF getting made, it was like we were all getting made.

@avclub-401f66b5b93edd22fc42055d09ff5425:disqus I'm guessing that's because 90% of all Canadians live within a couple hours' drive of the U.S., amirite?
As for the thing about waiting - the lines do get shorter if you kick 40 million people out of the line altogether.
Except for the Emergency Room, where the uninsured…

@DDB9000:disqus Thank you!
The pun has been described as the lowest form of humor, but it's always been one of my favorites.  I blame Jay Ward cartoons.
And the fact that this one, in two different languages neither of which I know more than a few words of, popped into my head, is one of my proudest moments.

Back when the Soviet/Russian space station was going through technical problems (after 15 years), I came up with a newspaper headline to go with those stories:

Apparently, having 11 kids makes you tough as nails.

@avclub-42fd7f88bc1ef7a37d84b9b759280209:disqus You may be right, I might be wrong, but somehow I remember him scaring her off by blurting "I love you" one time after sex then hastily trying to brush it off. But my memory has been proven faulty more than once …

Yes. Plus he could get @avclub-e7b6074b6404e43ad16b514806050428:disqus paid.

No, thank YOU. That was brilliant!  And now I've started watching some of your other YouTube stuff.

You raise an interesting point.  I wonder how widespread this confusion will be, and how it will affect the market for this show, in civilized countries where health care is a right, not a commodity, and teachers are respected professionals.

Two years - not so long really

Lip nailed it when he called Jody "Keanu"

Imagine how those of us who remember LPs feel

I like it, because I identify with it.

I can picture it too - vaguely, as my memories of those days aren't that sharp.

The only thing about that POS that wasn't terrible was the bass hook, which only makes me wish I were listening to Rick James (bitch)

That's the song that instantly came to my mind too. Love the keyboards. Happy to ignore the lyrics (his brain is squirming like a toad? la-la-la-la-la)

He mean Lexus but he don't know it

thank you - glad I'm not the only one

I thought it was established that they didn't have sex before marriage, part of their sex addicts anonymous thing. Not sure what they -did- do.

I still love most of their first album (except The Atomic Punk).
After Dave left, they should have changed the band's name to The Van Halens, to highlight the Eddie-and-Alex-ness at the core, and make it clear that the lead vocal position is interchangeable if it's not Dave.
I'll have to find that album review you refer…