No. The Erickson sperm strongly trends gigantically male.

I assumed Marissa Heller was also embracing her inner douche/enthusiast that night and didn't want to be derailed.

That scene felt really authentic because the strippers were kind of gross and ugly, just like the real thing.

Ted
Man, Ted was the douchiest douche in the history of douche-hood here and I loudly screamed "FUCK YOU!" when he demanded Marshall's apology and talked about believing in true love. I've never been on the "Ted's always a douche" train, but the writers couldn't have made it more obvious here.

That's way better than my Twitter encounter with Mary Powers.

Mexican Flourish
The mariachi flourish after Lily said "Tequila Tuesdays" really rubbed me the wrong way despite the rest of the episode being pretty strong.

I'd just beware of that neck tattoo. He's hardcore.

Guy Quality
VotefortheWorst made the point that the judges really must be angling for a girl to win this year since all of the guys they are letting through range from average looking to fugly. I have to agree.

Not one? Are you in 9th grade?

It's Hal Fishman.

The Kiss
"It's like I mouth raped you."

Vince strikes me as someone who has moved around a lot, never to a place that was any good.

I don't think objective means what you think it means, Dove.

I also liked that Jack completely no sold the comment.

Ceri's mom
So she got pregnant at what? 12?

Also guide.

Channel Guid Description
Earlier this week, the description for the episode discussed how "the gang" tries to quit smoking. I was really anticipating watching the show after reading that because who doesn't like watching people smoke on TV, right?

The Final Slap
We're probably not getting that until the final episode.

Acting Without Acting
Was it me or did Jerry say to Jason, "You nearly have something here."

Numbers
Shouldn't this be episode four?