@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus ANTHRAX!

Two seasons from now, Brienne will be riding around the Riverlands, asking everyone if they've seen a pretty redhead about her height.

"His name was Pod
  Short for Tripod
  With a longsword in his britches
  His house was Payne
  The sack their domain
  For he put a hurtin' on the bitches…"

Yeah, his sister and uncles just don't give a flying fuck about Theon.

My random observations none of you will care about:

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus THAT should have been this year's Documentary Film Making episode, not Changnesia. The Dean hiring Abed to make a visual course catalogue (Greendale applicants often aren't "readers," you see) and Abed going waaaay overboard with a Russian Ark parody.

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus Dude, a Community version of Russian Ark that took us on a single-take journey through the classes at Greendale would be MAGICAL.

Hmmm…

I feel like the perfect P&R role for Bamford would be a kind of dark, borderline psychotic, "there but for the grace of Lil Sebastian" riff on Leslie whose manic dedication to work didn't result in happiness and being loved by all of her coworkers. Bamford and Poehler have a similar energy, but Bamford is prozac to…

@avclub-69654abecb35b122bd89c4eede68a966:disqus No reason to slag off Kaley Cuoco for her appearance. Even if she is ugly (and most people would disagree with you on that point), it's kind of shitty to make that the sole criticism of her in your post.

Really? Dude, a hypothetical Thoros and Mel meeting sounds almost as awesome as Mel and Damphair chatting about whose god is crazier.

The renaming of so many of the minor Freys is a shame and a huge mistake, since one of the creepier things that happens while reading A Storm of Swords is that quiet moment when you look at the genealogies just to make sure who is whose what and sworn to which house and see all those goddamn Freys.

@avclub-de9240f5c623bf031dcf0fca9770db44:disqus I'm really hoping this Greyjoy slogfest, and the even more obnoxious Daario Naharis subsubsubplot, pan out into Victarion taking Slaver's Bay and Daenerys getting swept off her feet by Crow's Eye (who shares a lot of outward qualities with Daario, but has a Westerosi…

@Nudeviking:disqus Yeah, but the Onion is kind of adorable and has an awesome story behind it. The trout is lame has has a lame story behind it. "We live in the Riverlands and our land has a lot of rivers. So yeah, trout."
WOLF, LION, DRAGON, CROWNED STAG, KRAKEN, EAGLE, ROSE, SPEARED SUN…uh, TROUT

@avclub-2b6834ce56000032e3740153c3f24176:disqus Yeah, dung beetles are pretty righteous. I don't want to roll up balls of shit, but somebody's gotta do it. And they never complain. They're good folk.

Somebody likes the word "facile."

I'm pretty sure she was toning down her singing ability for the sake of Ann's awkwardness and to sound a bit desperate/annoying.

It looked like a burger to me, though whether ham- or cheese-, or perhaps even chicken-, I cannot say.

Has that painting of the overweight Lady Justice always been hanging in the city council chamber?

Well, by serial, he was accused once, and by a woman that wasn't his spouse and withdrew her case due to an unwillingness to "jeopardize his career" and also the LA county investigation concluding that there was no evidence of any such assault despite her claims of being violently thrown about so hard it broke her…