Wow, it's like the difference between a religion and a cult is just one of degree. Like, wow, man. Sometimes you really just open your eyes and see that everything's, like… wow. Like, do you ever think people see different colours? Like, my avatar's pink, but maybe what's pink to me looks like green to you. Wow.

What on Earth wouldn't be improved by a SFX-generated twin sister with a British accent?

Only last week I found out LL was in fact 5 years younger than me (and not 5 years older, as I had originally assumed), but she's a natural redhead too? Shit. Tears in rain, fellas. Tears in rain.

Holy shit, HDB, did you think those girls were actually teenagers? I thought that was just one of those things humanity had tacilty agreed to pretend to believe, like that king size Rizlas are for truckers, or when a package says "contents may have settled" or when an airline says "for your comfort and convenience".

…because it's fallen… and it can't get up?

If only it were a kid movie, I would understand.

There was a great BBC documentary about Blackadder about a year ago (I think it was the 25th anniversary maybe?). The bit about the fourth series is especially illuminating, because they were making it as they went along (why they didn't wrap the whole series first, I have no idea), and they knew they had to do…

I liked Mr Bean when it started… because I was 8. I soon got over it.

I'm as poor as a particularly poor church mouse who's just received a large tax bill on the day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

My brother served in the first Gulf War, which was about the time BA4 was on TV. Apparently a lot of soldiers really were carving their names into bullets.

Your cousin evidently has a larger vocabulary than you.

God, it sounds like Crufts in here.

Especially since the first one was about 10 years too late: it was based on a series of (then popular) TV ads Atkinson did for Barclaycard back around 1990. Anachronistic on so many levels.

Some of them I think are meaningful because they're about sensation rather than concept (torture porn, food porn, property porn, car porn)… but that just didn't make sense.

I found her oddly attractive, but I still just wanted to stuff something in that guy's mouth first.

Paranormal Cracktivity

¿Que?

Or Los Locos? They kick your ass, I hear. Also, your face.

But Seth McFarlane can. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

The Thief series of videogames is not only the only thing I've seen do stealth well, it's also the only thing I've seen to do steampunk well too.