It's funny you mention "like a virgin" because I was just about to say he sounds like Madonna bitching about the flowers someone was nice enough to give her.

Cool handle, bro.

NASA just released a statement saying they had nothing to do with this film.

Say what you like about America, 1d20 gets you a lot of mice, huh?

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Funny what you find when you look deep enough in the closet.

So it's like Schrodinger's Sitcom, forever trapped in a state of arrested dev- HEY THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW!

Does Scrubs work here? I wanna meet Scrubs.

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Also "irised". Disapprove all you want, I'm taking that one with me!

Wahey!

Well that's fine, because intellectual property clashes have never kept a movie in development hell.

Sounds like Hurwitz is seeing other viewers but they don't appreciate him enough, so he has to keep flirting with us to make them jealous. I'm not sure whether I'm OK with being used like that.

Sitcom jokes are rarely funny when repeated out of context. The sit is usually kind of important to the com.

Oh. You have also heard the full version of that song. Well ain't that something in this day and age.

Metaphor abuse aside, I don't think "star-crossed" means what you think it means. You know how Romeo and Juliet ends, right?

Do I get to wear gloves while I'm punching Carrie?

Zach Braff has more edge. And at least used to be funny.

HEY! Take the emoticon sex back to 4chan. Go on, get!

I wonder what it's like to live your life under the constant assumption that anyone who gives you the time of day is trying to get into your pants. Ladies, any insight?