Shit, close the portal! Rob Liefeld's work is leaking back into reality!

I heard he was working on a movie about mutant spider-mice that enslave humans in their webs in order to steal cheese, but then maybe I'm thinking of something else.

For the last time, it was just a peck on the cheek, and they paid for their ticket!

Dammit, beaten again.

I'll still see it just for the climactic scene where [SPOILER] Pam deus-exes out of nowhere and dolphin-slaps Loki into the nuclear reactor.

Taylor Seemly

I think it's in Idaho. In fact, I'm sure of it: that's the Ballistics Faculty in Quake, ID.

wtf is hubris lol

OK, it's SFW.

Deep Purple isn't there? Ok, now I officially do give a shit. That's just dumb.

For being a shit band with a shit name, Mott the Hoople should have Hootie and the Blowfish dropped on them from a great height. It's only fair.

Apparently in music being dead just doesn't carry the cachet that it does in academia.

Well, of course. Anyone who declares a record "important" when it's just been released is the worst kind of self-important douchebag music critic. Or to put it another way…

Rock and roll is the devil's music; it isn't allowed to be sanctimonious.

Beastie Boys better than Rakim? Come now. I love those guys, but they're still doing the same old shouty masculine rhymes and the same flow. There's more lyrical dexterity in Microphone Fiend than anything the BBs have put out in the intervening 23 years.

Hall of Fame, not Hall of Infamy. NWA did great tracks, but mighty hard-to-listen-to albums.

I know it's called the Hall of Fame, but I don't think it's supposed to just quantify how famous they were. Eric B and Rakim were seminal, much more so than the Beastie Boys.

If my family and I couldn't bicker about music we would have killed each other long ago.

You mean it's a joke in your town?

I thought he meant Eric B. & Rakim, because they're spelled wrongly. They're not Scandinavian!