The season 1 finale of Prison Break set up a quest for Michael to go visit Westmoreland's daughter (and possibly also give her his watch?). They did go and find his money, but I'm pretty sure that daughter thing never materialised.

Good line - though I'm a little shocked it wasn't the first comment.

Hmm. Interesting angle, but wasn't there a whole montage of cops asking a suspect about The Worm? They have no idea what it means, but it sounds as though they did at least try to use the kid's lead.

OK, it's not really on topic, but I'll still never get why people keep reporting over and over again that vinyl is making a "comeback". You know it's been here the whole time, right? It's like saying Diet Coke is making a comeback because I switched to full-fat for a few years.

And another hostage to fortune bites the dust!

Remember it in the arcade, buddy. I had it for the PC way back when (prob about 1987), and got to the very last bit where you dash across disappearing platforms to the final goal. I never did get across that damn gap.

@avclub-0f29370d9da664c1e143182f37301063:disqus As opposed to good old 'Murcan champagne?

Oh good. I have a fetish for people who disappear up their own arse.

@avclub-90190f5cc67e1e2dcd113a505552b3fe:disqus Yes they do! Believe it or not, the law books don't contain black and white rulings on every possible future eventuality. It's even been known for judges to overturn binding judgements of senior courts in the public interest. You can't just administer justice via a…

Last time I checked, not liking prison wasn't an offence worthy of state resources, and neither do I see an amendment whereby a sheriff's ego is constitutionally protected.

I think we need a ruling on whether you're supposed to reply to the last post or to the OP. Half the time, all the reasonable discussions are in the same thread.

Coming through! Delivery for a K C Antony. K C Antony? Anyone?

One of them was all like "caw-co-caw-co-caw" and clapped its wings and Seagal was all like "I have nothing to prove", but another one joined in going "choh-chih-choh-chih-choh" and he was all like "c'mon guys", and then another went "coocoo-ca-chah" - and THAT… that was fucking IT.

Hey Dog, what's it like being genuinely WINNING day-to-day?

If you use the phrase "the worst people on the internet" about trivial shit like this then I'm not sure your sense of humour is the yardstick by which all others should be measured.

You can always spot an ex-insurance worker. "OK sir, so that's $5k worth of CDs and $10k worth of clothing damaged in the fire; if you can just send in the 548 receipts for each of those items we'll process that right away."

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Please stop trying to make "wincest" happen. It's not happening. Stop it.

Or we could flag your reply to self, and then when it gets deleted it would look as though you just said something too cutting and incendiary that the internet wasn't ready for.

Glad we got that out of the way.