Die Hard! And Party
Die Hard Chronicles
Once Upon A Time In A Vest
Yippie-Ki-Yay Mother5er
McClain In The Membrane
Die Hard: Holly Does Dallas
Die Hard: McClain Reaction

Are these still available? Because I know a pretty, pretty princess who likes the funny and will just adore this.

And it bothers me that that pod race was NOT held in accordance with the galaxy-wide regulations. Uh, minimum clearance, anyone? Maximum chassis length? Does nobody care about these things any more?

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus : Ewan McGregor (or E-Wan as I like to think of him) said that in rehearsals Lucas had to ask him and Liam Neeson to stop doing that. Good to know that literally *everyone* goes "whhom" when they make a light saber motion.

I think it's less to do with the terrain and more to do with the fact that having an army of grunts with laser rifles isn't really an advantage if none of them can hit a barn from the inside.

His friends in Omsk and Tomsk were down to party, but the Akmolinsk guy was a deal-breaker.

Or replace 70s can't-act-for-shit chippy Harrison Ford with post-Indiana-Jones slightly-unhinged-but-still-got-it Harrison Ford. I know the guy already works around the clock, but _please_?

Amy Winehouse's original draft of "Rehab" was much shorter too, before they had to add another dollop of NO.

It's a tricky one to spell, but I'll give it a go.

Tell me this is not true. IMdB says it isn't, but I need to be sure. Because that would be the stupidest movie title ever.

I can see a whole avenue of censorship humour arising out of this new comment engine.

Odd that Todd's surprised to remember it - that non-kiss and apian cockblock is literally all I remember about that movie.

RimSHOT, doc.

I'll edit your button, if you know what I mean.

It's not for me to ask that question as though I were a king.

Yep, what I was going to say. We scattered my dad a few months ago and it took fucking AGES. It's not really like ash at all. Seriously, if you've never scattered ashes, be prepared. You know when they scatter Donny in The Big Lebowski? Well, it's exactly NOT like that.

Glad I wasn't the only one.

I put extra mustard on Mama Cass's ham sandwich. Didn't seem to slow her down any.

I don't want to tell you your business, but if I were you I'd leave that alone. Do you think I would try to trick you with… reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.

Oh, I see what you did there @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus. Matrix Revolutions reference, right?