@avclub-e95a45d0b1f5afdf0ab9cde82b4b1d06:disqus Can you fill me in on that? I really do not get how she opened that hatch. I mean, I do get that perhaps it just doesn't matter, but I'm feeling really thick now.

@avclub-9e41ec3f23540abfe12fdec977b0959e:disqus : I suppose that's why it's a short and not, y'know, a proper film.

Isn't there a Y and a J in kwyjibo?

I loved it too, though the Saw aesthetic bothered me a bit: grimy walls, generally green colour palette, waking up with a gasp, etc. Let's hope they don't keep pulling on that thread.

Well this IS a reasonable discussion. I haven't had one of these since I was 10 and into D&D.

Oh, agreed. I certainly don't agree with the system; all I meant by that last bit was that while I think prison is the best of a bad bunch rather than a constructive solution to a problem, I don't feel in the least bit sorry for this guy.

Well, I agree with your first paragraph. It's worrying to see so many complaining that prison's too good for the perp and fantasising about torturing him personally - but then, wherever you see the ambulance of sanctimony, the no-win-no-fee attorney of prurience follows close behind.

So do what the UK does. Our statute of limitations only applies to civil actions. Problem solved.

Whichever side of the debate you're on, at least you guys can always congratulate yourselves for being American. You live in the toughest place in the world, just as long as you don't count countries where they don't speak English.

Seriously @avclub-aabc3012bc828d9b6855535f836f146a:disqus, further up the thread you cited an anecdote from "nearby" which happened "a few years ago", and now you're slapping [citation needed] tags on stuff?

Get smarter juries and we can talk.

I have to confess bemusement at the idea that it's OK to punch someone in the crotch if they're a man. Did I miss a memo?

I Was Raped And Tortured By An Extra And All I Got Was This Lousy Excuse That Skunk Ape Totally Had Something For This.

Congrats, Mr Ellipsis, you've made the first decent Lost reference. Did anyone follow that link to Hollywood Reporter? Holy shit those "jokes" were poor. I've heard better from game show hosts.

To be fair, that's what you get for buying a FUCKING IPAD.

Oh, I don't know, I'd settle for Isla Fisher or Ellie Kemper or Bryce Dallas Howard or dammit, Amy Childs or Hayley Williams would do.

I need to meet your mom. STAT.

It's called the Hermione Effect.

Welcome back GLut.!

I got it when she said she never watched Doctor Who as a kid. I thought being scared of Daleks was in the British DNA.